Showing posts with label slutty college phase. Show all posts
Showing posts with label slutty college phase. Show all posts

Sunday, January 22, 2012

In Which Bling Is Bestowed

It occurred to me that I had not actually decided on a gender.
I mean, I sort of just assigned "him" to P and "her" to Q
but in my brain, they were both actually gender neutral.
Not that it would matter, in the state of New York, at least.
Anyway.
I got engaged over the holidays.
Hooray.
And I love my person.
And I'm excited to get married.
But.
My slutty college phase was clearly not slutty enough.