Friday, November 18, 2011

P&Q Experience Animals Talking in All Caps

LOOK, YOU GUYS, I'M NOT CALLING A FUCKING PLUMBER, ALL RIGHT?

it's just that we've had some problems with the pipes in this bathroom --

FINE, BUT I CAN HANDLE THIS. IT'S JUST A SIMPLE CLOG.

i'm sure you're capable, but we don't want to exacerbate the problem.

EXACERBATE MY NUTS. QUERIT, REMEMBER BACK AT U OF D WHEN WE HAD THAT BIG KEGGER AND THEN JACK DAWSON TOOK LIKE THE BIGGEST SHIT KNOWN TO MAN AND DIDN'T TELL ANYONE AND THEN I GUESS WIPED WITH PAPER TOWEL OR SOMETHING, I DON'T EVEN KNOW, BUT REMEMBER THAT?

yeah, barry. i remember --

AND THEN LIKE THE PARTY HAD TO BE CALLED ON ACCOUNT OF ALL THE SHITTY WATER THAT STARTED TO SEEP INTO THE HALLWAY? RIGHT, WELL, REMEMBER? I WAS LIKE, NO DUDES, I GOT THIS.

yeah, yeah, no -- you totally fixed that. p, he totally fixed that.

this isn't a frat house, querit. we have a mortgage.






[Inspired by one of my favorite things right now: Animals Talking in All Caps.]

1 comment:

  1. I'm really glad that Q went to UD. It kind of made my day.

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