Tuesday, September 4, 2012

P&Q Experience Google Images

Welcome to your Birthday PQ, Bill.
Mike helped.
A little.
Cuz I had a lot of wine last night.
Yay. Birthdays.


Wednesday, August 22, 2012

PanDomo Experiences the Tudor Court, in the Past



Agnes Howard nee Tilney, Duchess of Norfolk
Born 1477, died 1545
...
Anyway.
Happy Birthday, Jesse.

Friday, February 10, 2012

P Experiences The Elderly

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY!
I love you
and so does Calamity Fluff
and Nubert, Champion of the Frozen Wastes
and PinkDomo
and Querit
And MiniP
and PanDomo
and a myriad of other creatures that live in my brain.

...

Admittedly some of the creatures that live in my brain don't love you.
But they don't care overmuch for me either, so I wouldn't worry.

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Querit's Ode to Common Things

Apple Headphones
You are Broken
but I did not Break You
You Cost too much to replace
Fix Yourselves.

Sunday, January 22, 2012

In Which Bling Is Bestowed

It occurred to me that I had not actually decided on a gender.
I mean, I sort of just assigned "him" to P and "her" to Q
but in my brain, they were both actually gender neutral.
Not that it would matter, in the state of New York, at least.
Anyway.
I got engaged over the holidays.
Hooray.
And I love my person.
And I'm excited to get married.
But.
My slutty college phase was clearly not slutty enough.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

P and Q Experience a Political Shadow


P&Q are afraid of the dark.
Help them by protesting SOPA and PIPA.

Also, yeah, I know. There hasn't been a PQ for a while.
And you're probably all like
ohhh
you're just back to be all political.
Nuh-uh.
I mean yeah.
But I'm also going to make more.
Eventually.
It's just that the loudest voices in my head have been
people who live in a burning city
and people who are in mental institutions
in the past and present.
So. You understand.