In Which Bling Is Bestowed

It occurred to me that I had not actually decided on a gender.

I mean, I sort of just assigned "him" to P and "her" to Q

but in my brain, they were both actually gender neutral.

Not that it would matter, in the state of New York, at least.

Anyway.

I got engaged over the holidays.

Hooray.

And I love my person.

And I'm excited to get married.

But.

My slutty college phase was clearly not slutty enough.