Sunday, January 22, 2012

In Which Bling Is Bestowed

It occurred to me that I had not actually decided on a gender.
I mean, I sort of just assigned "him" to P and "her" to Q
but in my brain, they were both actually gender neutral.
Not that it would matter, in the state of New York, at least.
Anyway.
I got engaged over the holidays.
Hooray.
And I love my person.
And I'm excited to get married.
But.
My slutty college phase was clearly not slutty enough.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

P and Q Experience a Political Shadow


P&Q are afraid of the dark.
Help them by protesting SOPA and PIPA.

Also, yeah, I know. There hasn't been a PQ for a while.
And you're probably all like
ohhh
you're just back to be all political.
Nuh-uh.
I mean yeah.
But I'm also going to make more.
Eventually.
It's just that the loudest voices in my head have been
people who live in a burning city
and people who are in mental institutions
in the past and present.
So. You understand.