*Because the Alliance takes it alllllll
(see what I did there? I made it into a penis joke.)
Seriously, though. Fuck the Alliance.
I took the title of the post from one of my favorite Questionable Content strips.
Check it out here.
You're right. I shouldn't say "Fuck the Alliance".
It is unsportsmanlike!
So instead I shall say,
I look forward to meeting you on the field of battle
and pwning you til you cry! :D