Q Experiences a Fictional Sports-Related Sadness

I cannot stop watching this show.

It's a problem.

I cry a lot.

Clear eyes, full hearts.

Q Follows the Path of the Righteous

Friday night, my friend and I sang along to the 25th Anniversary Recording of Les Miserables.

At 2AM. At the top of our lungs. Full up with white wine.

It was epic.

Q Passes Disapprovingly.

In Domo Culture, the males are Pink and the females are brown.

So he's actually cross-dressing.

Q doesn't have a culture.

She's the only Querit in the entire world.

Also I'm just making this up as I go.

Happy H'Ween! 

Salinger vs. Wilde

Let's get slightly literary all up in this piece.

No Tips for Alliance Scum*

*Because the Alliance takes it alllllll

(see what I did there? I made it into a penis joke.)

Seriously, though. Fuck the Alliance.

I took the title of the post from one of my favorite Questionable Content strips.

Check it out here.

EDIT:

You're right. I shouldn't say "Fuck the Alliance".

It is unsportsmanlike!

So instead I shall say,

I look forward to meeting you on the field of battle

and pwning you til you cry! :D

Soon.

In Which the Truth is Revealed

Today, I thought to myself, "You know what? You can do anything you put your mind to."

And so I sat down with my notebook and pen and I decided to draw a comic.

As it happens, putting my mind to drawing doesn't make one bit of difference.

I just suck.

And to add insult to injury, I don't have any other ideas for a strip for today.

So you're stuck with this.

Take it, and like it.

EDIT:

Fan Art!

Christine drew this, proving that she is a better drawer than me.

But, you know, what I lack in skill and artistry I make up for in poop jokes.

ANOTHER Edit!

MORE Fan Art!

This one is by Casey. I think her Pink Domo is pretty good, don't you think so?

I also think that everyone should send in a picture of P&Q.

Because I feel better when P&Q are in other people's heads, too.

FINAL EDIT:

And Beth puts us all to shame with her for-realz artistry.

In Which Q Looks Cute in a Hat

Or: In Which P Attempts to Drink to the Foam

Happy NavyVersary, honey!

I'm so proud of you.

So are P&Q and all the other voices in my brain!

P Attempts to Wish Casey a Happy Birthday

Gift-giving is a little different where Pink Domo is from.

Thank goodness Casey loves poop.

Otherwise this would be awkward.

Happy Birthday, Casey!

Q Experiences a Constriction

Scary stomach-holding-in panties, very popular with grannies the world over.

My blessing and my curse.

Hipster Domo is Doing It Wrong

P&Q on How it all Began

Yep. They are definitely scuttlin' about the brainpan.

P Becomes Confused and Mistakes Himself for Tom Waits

I would be very surprised if anyone else in the world found this as funny as I do.

The words are form a Tom Waits song called 9th and Hennepin.

It's like a spoken-word type of thing.

Very dark, and broody.

Not very Pink at all.

P&Q Experience a Sadness on Behalf of Dragons Everywhere

This is how I felt when I found out a childhood friend of mine was lactose intolerant.

He had never in his whole life had a double-stuffed oreo.

I mean, really. What kind of life is that?

Jenny Experiences Sadness; P&Q Are Unhelpful

I am grateful.

Very Grateful.

I have a prayer that I say when I am reminded how grateful I should be.

It goes like this:

Dear God. Thank you so much for my limbs. Amen.

Q Attends ComicCon

This was actually the first P&Q I created.

I guess I was inspired by ComicCon.

Q Experiences Sadness